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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 9050 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1860 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
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