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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4356 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 121673 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 390 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8442 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Our server is run by a team of borderline personalities who will make you question your sanity at every turn. From abusive behavior to gaslighting, we’ve got it all! And don’t worry, our admins will enable their behavior just like your dad does.
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So block your real family and join us for a dysfunctional adventure like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the chance to go “nuclear” with us!