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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2641 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4060 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af! Plus, our server owner once fought off a whole army of Ender Dragons with just a wooden sword, true story bro.
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!
