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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9859 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 445225 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1855 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
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