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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4387 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 118 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?