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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7799 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!