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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 7470 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 838773 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!