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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8548 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!