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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8410 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 25 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 168 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!