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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4201 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!