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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3235 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!