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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7003 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
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