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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9918 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3400 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!