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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1090 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!