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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 689 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Star Shards Collected: | 165 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?
And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!