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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5395 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 2298 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 8385 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Our server is so outrageous that even your stepmother and step siblings will be fighting over your choice of in-game name for your character. Watch as they accuse you of deliberately trying to humiliate them with your name choices, just like in real life!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual therapy sessions and family counseling sessions available in-game to help you navigate through the drama. And who knows, maybe by the end of it all, you’ll finally be able to bond with your virtual stepmother and siblings in a way you never thought possible.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, family dynamics, and maybe even some pixelated therapy sessions. It’s a virtual world like no other!