MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3301
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

QuoteCraft SMP

daily inspiration, empowering words, famous quotes, favorite quote, favorite saying, Inspirational, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivational, motivational quotes, personal mantra, positive affirmations, positivity, QuoteCraft, quotes to live by, Saying, smp, Timeless wisdom, Uplifting, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to remember

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HateflixMC

audience favorite, blockbuster, box office hit, Cinema, critically acclaimed, different taste, dislike, dissenting view, divergent opinion, film, hate, HateflixMC, Mainstream, Movie, not a fan, not for me, opinion, Overrated, polarizing film, unpopular opinion, widely loved

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5131	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	8393	Star Shards Collected:	234
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ChocoCraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	5537	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4