MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
New Chunks Explored:	241934	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	Zombie Dances:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	New Chunks Explored:	928695

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2800	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5792	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7850

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6618
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.