MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1791	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Items Found:	4607	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	87
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchantments Applied:	250
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3068
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9781
Buildings Constructed:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ores Mined:	6077	Crops Grown:	9185
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8638	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mines Excavated:	2539
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.