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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 693 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 9144 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?
Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.