Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY