| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7668 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4937 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5241 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Votes: | 3417 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3444 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1226 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 767 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 2426 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 276 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9056 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4727 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2849 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5564 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7393 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2055 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 62 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6944 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1884 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4725 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
