| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1191 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 903 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2034 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 8849 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 773 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Potions Brewed: | 72 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2500 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9307 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 405 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Magic Items Found: | 3548 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 23 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9487 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7410 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Emeralds Found: | 312 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1504 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1058 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Animals Bred: | 67 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 133 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1148 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4808 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4802 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 7311 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7540 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
