| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9582 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 1708 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Ores Mined: | 4384 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1465 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1075 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Emeralds Found: | 3347 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4264 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 9506 | Mines Excavated: | 1914 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5878 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3849 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 754 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 704051 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 409 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6003 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4772 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5566 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4623 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8635 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5581 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3349 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 499 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 55 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7643 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2637 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 1817 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8473 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8530 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9014 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
