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| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 3205 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 660 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.
3. Our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where pigs ride on flying pigs and chickens lay diamond eggs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple delivered to your doorstep by a team of singing villagers. Who wouldn’t want that?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to say it with me: mistrial!
