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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5554 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 5979 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.