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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4781 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2231 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.