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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5053 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.