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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8737 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are all secretly ninjas and will protect you from any creepers that come your way. Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Disneyland, but with more lava.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with skeletons breakdancing and zombies doing the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it.