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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1823 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?