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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3355 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?