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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2488 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the US government is shook. They think we’re gonna start a missile transfer operation with Iran and Russia. Like, can you imagine? We’re just here building pixelated castles and they’re thinking we’re plotting world domination.
So come join us and be part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while mining for diamonds. YOLO, amirite?