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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8759 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing sheep come prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. it’s like a minecraft rave up in here!
but wait, there’s more! our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and disco-loving skeletons. you can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil zombie llamas. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a giant spider boss while riding a flamingo with a laser cannon.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt minigame where you have to find the golden potato of destiny before the evil potato king steals it? yeah, it’s a real spud-tacular adventure.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and dancing creepers? let’s get this party started!
