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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 7393 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Mines Excavated: | 4435 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 6105 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
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