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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9092 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
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