MineyCrafty
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| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Not sure how to play mahjong? Don’t worry, we have a tutorial included just for you. And if you’re interested in mahjong in general, we have all the resources you need to become a mahjong master.
But wait, there’s more! We even have M-League matches airing every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday at 19:00 JST. It’s like watching the Super Bowl of mahjong, but way more intense.
And if you’re feeling artsy, we have an Arts and Crafts tourney coming up. Registration is open until October 31st, so don’t miss out on your chance to show off your creative skills.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and come join us for a mahjong experience like no other. And remember, vtumors, /jong/, and (you) can all take a hike!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5736 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us and embark on a journey filled with epic quests, treacherous dungeons, and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! And trust us, nothing strikes fear into the hearts of your foes like a horde of adorable bunnies hopping towards them.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him in his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Legend has it that those who aid Blocky will be rewarded with endless riches and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft hero in the making!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 594775 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Nijisanji doesn’t pay enough, so we’re here to fill that void! Our server is a place where you can let your wildest AIslop fantasies run free, all while abiding by site rules (of course).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the most outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you. From building giant fapping towers to battling AI monsters, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the fapping-focused AIslop madness for yourself! Just remember to use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed – we take our AIslop seriously here. See you in the virtual world, plappers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
We have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for cookies, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of players who call themselves the “Troll Brigade” and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or stand against their shenanigans?
So why did it become so dimeless, you ask? Because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating unforgettable memories with your fellow players. Join us today and see what all the hype is about!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to finally fulfill your wildest dreams (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance.
So why wait? Join our server today and see what kind of crazy antics await you. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Endermen – they have a tendency to steal your blocks and your heart.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us for epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. But fear not, for we have the legendary Ronaldo Burger that will give you the strength and courage to defeat them all!
Critics are already raving about our server, calling it the most hilarious and chaotic experience they’ve ever had. So come join us and be a part of the madness. Just be prepared to cry tears of joy (or maybe just tears) when you taste the infamous “Sad Meal” from Meali Kidsmenutini’s Slop. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us on our 15k sat shitcoin server where the currency is as wild as our players! Trade your diamonds for rare and exotic items like enchanted golden carrots or even a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in Minecraft now, deal with it)!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon fears it. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a chance to play alongside the clumsy girl next door who’s also a pro at karaoke and rhythm games. Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with the silly girly girl who loves retro and aquatic games, as well as drawing the most outrageous doodles.
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with the chuuni seiso girl who’s all about longform playthroughs with a side of pre-game zatsu? Or maybe you’re more into delulu deredere types who slay soulslikes and belt out karaoke tunes like there’s no tomorrow.
And don’t even get us started on the gremlin imouto who’s a master at horror games and RPGs, or the dorky weird girl who’s all about collabs and retro games. Oh, and let’s not forget about the chuuni tsundere who dominates card games and can draw like a pro.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with our pixelated pals by your side!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: Prancer leading a pack of griefers through the snowy biome, causing havoc wherever they go. The Heart of Christmas quest where you have to find Santa’s lost presents before the Grinch steals them all. And don’t even get me started on Elfette Saves Christmas, where you have to battle evil snowmen and gingerbread zombies to save the holiday season.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a tangled string of Christmas lights, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous holiday fun you’ve ever had! Just make sure to leave your sanity at the door, because things are about to get merry and mayhem-filled!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 920 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
