Minetube | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

bedroom betrayal, bedroom secrets, Celebrity Gossip, cheating rumors, controversial rumors, extramarital affair, Fcker, forbidden romance, household staff scandal, illicit relationship, Infidelity, juicy gossip, Maid, maid affair, maid scandal, Minecraft, Nah, salacious rumors, scandalous affair, scandalous behavior, secret affair, sex scandal, smp, sordid affair, tabloid speculation

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

70s, brawl, Buddhism, Buddhist, cultural clash, distorted view, Eastern philosophy, extremism, Hippie, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, non-violence, Peace, Perception, Religion, scandalized, Server, social media, spirituality, Stereotypes, Trippy, violent Buddhists, Westoids

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

anti-semitism, body image, body shaming, cultural stereotypes, derogatory comments, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful stereotypes, insist, intolerance, Jewish stereotypes, Jews, Masculinity, Minecraft, minority groups, offensive language, offensive remarks, penis, penis size, racial prejudice, religious beliefs, self esteem, Small, smp, societal pressures

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventure, Anime, deep penetration, digital intimacy, Erotic, explicit, fake woman, FANTASY, fetish, immersive experience, Minecraft, online interaction, Roleplay, Seed, sensual exploration, Server, sexual fantasy, taboo, virtual girlfriend, virtual reality, virtual world, Vtuber

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

Accuracy, Authenticity, confirmation, credible, Debunking, Evidence, fact check, genuine, Honest, is this true, Legitimate, Minecraft, myth busting, proof, real or fake, reliable source, smp, True, trustworthy, Truth, validation, validity, Verification

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Creators, Economy, EkmiTV, Entertainment, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

Axtinguisher, community suggestions, Competitive Gaming, developers, Dragon’s Fury, game balance, game development, game meta, game patches, game updates, INCREASE, increase skill floor, Minecraft, nerf, player feedback, player strategies, puff and sting, Server, skill-based gameplay, viable strat, weapon balancing, weapon mechanics

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

awkward, Brat, chemistry, communication skills, Discord, Existing, feeling left out, introvert problems, introverted, ISOLATION, lack of engagement., Minecraft, Observation, Outsider, PixelatedPickle, smp, social anxiety, social dynamics, Struggling, team bonding, Team Building, Workplace, workplace culture

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

#youtube, Adventure, Boys, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Gaming, Gyat, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, twitch

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

art game, come on in, Communication, creativity, Drawing game, Entertainment, Faggetes, Faggots, Friends, Fun, Gartic, gartic phone, guessing game, Interactive, Minecraft, Multiplayer Game, Online game, party game, Phone, smp, Social, V, weekend, word game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Minecraft SMP: Mi So Funny

Ching, ching ching, ching ching long time, funny, horny, Long, Long Time, long time horny, Mi, mi ching, mi ching ching, mi so, mi so horny, Minecraft, smp, so, Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join mi ching ching long time for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans.

Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who love nothing more than causing mayhem and madness wherever they go. From building giant statues of chickens to creating elaborate pranks that will leave you scratching your head, there’s never a dull moment on mi ching ching long time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your riches? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks that await you?

So why wait? Join mi ching ching long time today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Blocky Bits Minecraft Server

bits, blocky, body modification, circumcision, cosmetic surgery, foreskin restoration, genital restoration, genitalia, Intimacy, male anatomy, male enhancement, mens health, Minecraft, personal choice, physical sensation, self improvement, sensitivity, Server, sexual experience, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Are you tired of your Minecraft experience feeling lackluster? Want to spice things up and make it as pleasurable as possible for everyone involved? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can restore your foreskin in-game for maximum pleasure. Who knew Minecraft could be so intimate? Impress your virtual friends with your newfound sensitivity and watch as the ladies flock to you in-game.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to enhance your gaming experience and make your virtual encounters unforgettable. Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Alchemy, Announcements, Arena, Charity, Combat, Damage assignment order, Draft, extra life sleeve, foundations, free codes, full rope, Gathering, general, Historic, Lost in a Labyrinth Edition, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, Monstrous Rage, mtgag, mythic player, pixel Ajani avatar, pixel Fblthp sleeve, smp, standard legal, temporal manipulation, tqi, universes beyond, useful links

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Lost in a Labyrinth Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The entire server is built like a labyrinth, with twists, turns, and traps at every corner. Can you find your way out, or will you be lost forever?

2. Our admins are actually wizards who can manipulate time and space. Want to go back in time to fix a mistake? Done. Want to fast forward to the future to see who wins the next PvP battle? Easy peasy.

3. We have a special event where players can battle with Monstrous Rage cards, but be warned – the winner gets banned from the server for a day. It’s a risk worth taking!

4. Want to play with pixelated versions of Ajani and Fblthp? Well, you’re in luck because they’re our official server mascots! Buy their avatar and sleeve bundle to show your support and gain special in-game powers.

5. Oh, and did we mention that combat damage assignment order is getting removed? That’s right, you can now attack your enemies in any order you want. Chaos ensues!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild, labyrinthine adventure like no other!

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	298	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9984

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	8926
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	9629
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Star Shards Collected:	247
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Emeralds Found:	6446	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3116	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15