| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6764 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
survival.mineso.me
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4329 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 252 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3592 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all bad! Some shots may seem rushed or incomplete, but that just adds to the charm, right? Plus, just like your partner’s film, we’ve been accepted into a few small local festivals (in our dreams).
Join us for a truly unique and questionable experience. And hey, if you can barely make it through the screening of our server, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. So come on in and experience the magic (or lack thereof) for yourself!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5388 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story about Jessica and her crazy antics. She couldn’t commit to traveling with her friend because of finances, but magically had the funds to travel with her new boyfriend, Robert. And when her friend moved on and traveled with someone else, Jessica got salty! Drama, drama, drama!
But fear not, on our server, you can leave all that drama behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands. No shady friends here, just a community of fun-loving players ready to embark on wild adventures together.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door. Who needs friends like Jessica when you can have a whole new group of Minecraft buddies to play with? See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1829 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Genetic Roulette Wheel, where you can spin to randomly mutate your character into something completely bonkers. Ever wanted to be a half-unicorn, half-creeper hybrid? Well, now’s your chance!
So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server and embrace your inner genetic screw-up. Who knows, you might just discover that being a mutant in Minecraft is way more fun than being a regular old Steve or Alex.
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6205 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Farms Harvested: | 776 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 1430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 7732 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4559 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 4143 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 215 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Server Information | Resetting 12/01/25 |
|---|---|
| Description | This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Staff | Friendly staff that would love for you to join us! |
| Get Started | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create or join kingdoms in this server? | Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP. |
| What mods are included in the server? | The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones. |
| Is the staff friendly and welcoming? | Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community. |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6511 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5249 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5581 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7985 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5398 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 91 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?
So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6000 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 63 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 700 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 16 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 44 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!
but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.
so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!
join now and let the chaos begin!
