| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7714 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 173699 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5082 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
survival.mineso.me
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9551 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6463 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1232 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6084 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 130 | Ores Mined: | 7664 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9713 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Votes: | 1014 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 148 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 6858 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).
So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2385 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 25 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.
Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.
Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9089 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5974 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.
Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!
So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4076 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 240 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9987 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1363 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 6948 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9414 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 322 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Ores Mined: | 9956 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4369 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1971 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 253 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Votes: | 9603 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8514 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6009 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.
So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 420 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1064 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!
