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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2748 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
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but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
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