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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 295 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Votes: | 9514 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3675 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
