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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9862 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 4967 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!