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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2412 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, have u ever wanted to explore the depths of internet history but, like, in minecraft? well, u r in luck cuz our server lets u do just that! u can, like, dig through ancient memes and uncover lost cat videos from the early 2000s.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
join us now and embark on the most epic quest of your minecraft life! who knows what kind of crazy internet treasures u will discover. plus, our server has free wifi and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. what more could u possibly want?! come join the fun before the evil troll army takes over and ruins everything!
