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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8217 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
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but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary cyber unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the digital plains in search of rare memes to protect. if u can find and tame this majestic beast, u will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
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