MineFlicks: The Blockbuster XXX Parody | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the mines, you’ll unlock access to the mystical land of Llama Land, where llamas rule the world and cookies rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3062
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3046
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2251
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	214	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Armor Forged:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	1132
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9925	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	68	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Votes:	6587
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7396	Love Letters Sent:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	344
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!