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CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4363	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	162	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4828	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	2799
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	483779	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1119
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	9677