| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
169.249.170.31:25570
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1897 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9934 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Ores Mined: | 2204 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival
89.169.4.188
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3303 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2718 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 102 | New Chunks Explored: | 281454 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.
It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!
Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 8909 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 6005 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7338 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.
Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 7590 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 481 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 5967 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.
From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1036 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 177 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4196 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.
our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.
so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8512 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1038 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3086 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 8356 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2972 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3605 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.
Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 502 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4266 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5522 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 466 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.
So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4861 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 5855 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 138 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6422 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
