MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	483
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	395636	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Animals Bred:	76	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	771295

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Animals Bred:	166	Mines Excavated:	3376

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5337	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	148	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3