MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Battle Standards Raised:	11

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Emeralds Found:	8387
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Votes:	2550	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Buildings Constructed:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Votes:	8241
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	8438
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	5606	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Votes:	418
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!

FruitCraft: Pineapple Apple Sense

Ananas comosus, Apple, Botanical, Bromeliad, DELICIOUS, etymology, Food, Fruit, fruitcraft, History, juicy, Language, linguistic evolution, Meaning, name.., Pineapple, Plant, sense, SWEET, Tropical, word origin

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	263
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8432
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	38

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot. also, we have a roller coaster made entirely of cake that takes u on a wild ride through a rainbow jungle. so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is more lit than a lava pit!

SingleCraft – Building Better Lives

building, Community, friendship, Happiness, life satisfaction, lifelong singles, lives, Loneliness, mental health, partnered people, personal fulfillment, personality traits, psychological differences, relationships, research study, self esteem, single people, SingleCraft, Social Connections, social networks, social support, societal norms, well-being

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

so like, you know how being single can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got you covered! join us and you’ll never feel lonely again, cuz we got a whole crew of awesome players ready to be your new besties!

our server is like a magical land where singles can come together and have a blast building, exploring, and just having a grand old time. forget about those boring old dating apps, on our server, you’ll find true love in the form of epic friendships and hilarious adventures.

we’ve got crazy events like speed building contests, where you can show off your mad building skills and win awesome prizes. plus, our community is super supportive and always there to lend a helping hand or a virtual hug when you need it.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server for singles and let the fun begin! who knows, you might just find your player 2 along the way 😉

MineTool – Freeze Minecraft server with us

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Custom, Duels, Events, Exploration, Fly, Free Donations, FREEZE, Fun, Gaming, Grief, java, Large Online, Minecraft, MineTool, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, server hosting, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7419	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

The owner of the “MineTool – Freeze with us” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minetool.pw

Mooshland

armor, Balanced, Chestshops, Community, Currency, Custom, Economy, Events, Interactive, java, laid back, Map, MooshLand, Nations, ONLINE, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Tools, Towns, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Animals Bred:	103	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Mooshland Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth with friends or strangers.
Jobs	Earn money just by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system.
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for improvements like flying in your town.
Live Map	An online map to see your location on Earth and view your town from above.
Chest Shops	Buy and sell items to other players in interactive chest shops.
Custom Items	Introduces three sets of tools and armor for more efficient gameplay.
Community Events	Exciting events with rewards for players to participate in.

FAQ

Q: What version does Mooshland run on?

A: Mooshland currently runs on Java 1.21.3.

Q: How can I join Mooshland?

A: Join us today by typing /help in the game and using the IP: mooshland.com

Q: Are there any restrictions on building in Towny?

A: There are no strict restrictions on building in Towny. You are free to create and expand your towns as you wish.

Q: Can I participate in Community Events as a solo player?

A: Absolutely! Community Events are open to all players, whether you are part of a town or playing solo.

Mystic Sands Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anonymity, Beliefs, CONSERVATIVE, culture, Curiosity, damaging, exposure, Identity, MENA, MIDDLE EAST, mystic, Normie, North Africa, porn, Realm, Religion, sands, society, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES, Western

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Farms Harvested:	854
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the MENA region, where the only thing conservative is our creeper explosions! Explore virtual worlds and escape the confines of reality, just like escaping the constraints of a conservative upbringing.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?

Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	1458
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ores Mined:	1934
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1