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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4901 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 241 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8352 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!